Geist Summer 2010

Can I just say I’m quite enjoying the summer issue of Geist? Sure, I didn’t even make the shortlist for their postcard story contest, and their crossword puzzle hurts my brain every time, but there’s a lot of intriguing stuff inside the issue, even for a non-Canadian like myself.

Like, for instance, this article about Banff, which I know only from Heather‘s descriptive recountings. In it, Stephen Osborne writes:

Presenters adopted a par­tic­u­lar style when dis­cussing mat­ters of the­ory and tech­nique: voices dropped from con­ver­sa­tional reg­is­ters into flat­tened monot­o­nes, the rate of deliv­ery accel­er­ated and the lan­guage tended to thicken under the weight of too much jar­gon. During one such pre­sen­ta­tion, a vol­un­teer from the book table said to me, you know, none of us under­stand a thing of what these peo­ple are say­ing. I assured her that under­stand­ing was not required in the avant-garde.

The author of Eunoia described a plan to embed or implant a poem en­coded in the lan­guage of recom­bi­nant DNA into the bac­terium Deinococcus radio­du­rans, a name that he pro­nounced fiercely, fre­quently and at daunt­ing speed. He had taught him­self genet­ics, he said, and later he said that he was a self-taught geneti­cist. The bac­terium in ques­tion, which he referred to in the diminutive as radio­durans, is expected to out­last the solar sys­tem, the galaxy and what­ever else there is to out­last, with the result that the poem encoded within its DNA — which, I recall him say­ing, would at some point dur­ing its five-billion-year dura­tion gen­er­ate a new poem, also in the lan­guage of DNA — would be the old­est poem in the universe.

Thursday various

Wednesday various

  • Six degrees of literary separation? [via]
  • If nothing else, I think this elaborte fake ATM is proof that you don’t need a carefully designed forgery to fool a lot of people. [via]
  • The Cracked Guide to Fonts [via]
  • You know, I’m sure Tin House‘s heart was in the right place with this prove you bought a book somewhere before you submit anything policy, but it’s not hard to see why it’s upset some people.
  • And finally, an interview with Michael Palin:

    I’m very proud of the fish-slapping dance we did in Python. We rehearsed this silly dance where John Cleese hits me with a fish and I fall into Teddington Lock. We were so intent on getting the dance right that I didn’t notice the lock had cleared and instead of it being a 2ft drop into the water it was a 15ft drop. I’m very proud of doing that.

    The rest of the interview is pretty interesting too — he didn’t think A Fish Called Wanda was a good script when he first read it — although residents of his “worst place ever,” Prince George, British Columbia, might not love it.

Monday various

Tuesday various

  • It goes without saying that “Arizona’s draconian new immigration law is an abomination,” right? [via]
  • In semi-related news: Imagine if the Tea Party Was Black. [via]
  • The Canadian Science Fiction Review is an interesting idea, though I’m not sure I like their chances for getting fully funded by May 15, I’m sad to say. I was also surprised to discover that On Spec, “the Canadian Magazine of the Fantastic,” isn’t an SFWA qualifying market. [via]
  • I’m an editor, and even I don’t think we should get book royalties. [via]
  • And finally, Neil Gaiman on the path not taken:

    The nearest to a real job I ever came actually, is when I was starting out as a young journalist, my father informed me—he knew that I’d starve as a journalist—he had this great idea, I could show off show homes and I could write while I wasn’t showing people around, and I sort of really didn’t want to say no because it was such a kind thing to do, and I was starving.

    So I got on a bus and I went all the way across London by bus and went to this place where I was going to meet this guy for an interview and I sat in the reception for an hour, then they said “we’re really sorry, he’s had to go home, it’s too late” and I said oh okay, and I went back across London by bus. And then I thought, well that was that. I didn’t plan on going back across London by bus, it was a ridiculous bus journey, so I never went back, and that was the nearest I ever got to having a real job.

    Imagine if that guy had shown up!