I went and bought some new clothes this morning, spent the afternoon reading Kaleidotrope submissions, and then went out to dinner with my parents at a nice (though very loud, and very slow) family-style Italian restaurant.
Not, y’know, super-exciting, world-on-a-string kind of stuff, but a pretty decent enough Saturday.
Little did you know that a few short hours your life would be changed forever in a personal grooming incident. 😉 Life, it’s always just waiting for you, ain’t it?
Well hopefully not changed forever.
Tragical. Positively tragical.