lethedreamer: Hey, no fair! They’ve already seen Jason X in Spain?

CyberNixon: hey, the French have Jerry Lewis, the Spanish have Jason Vorhees

CyberNixon: BeastMaster 5: Beastmaster in the Hood

lethedreamer: Ugh. The spaceship’s called the Grendel. And it looks basically like a slasher sci-fi rehash of Beowulf.

CyberNixon: Beowulf?

CyberNixon: yeah, I remember the part in Beowulf where Grendel gets turned into a cyber-killer

lethedreamer: The epic poem? Basically, a bunch of people (Geats) holed up and picked off by Grendel one by one.

lethedreamer: Hey, there is a sci-fi Beowulf starring Christopher Lambert.

CyberNixon: yeah, but isn’t that every horror movie then?

CyberNixon: yeah, I’ve seen the box for that one. Looks like another Highlander movie poster

CyberNixon: I want to see a sci-fi slasher remake of Gilgamesh