Not all the e-mail I get is spam. Some of it is actually quite entertaining. Fellow capper Erik Wilson (aka Generik) passes this along:
This was sent to me by a friend who used to live in Taos, New Mexico. He received it from a friend of his who still lives in the Land of Enchantment, and, well… I guess the message itself says it all. Enjoy.
(Those of you who may be qualified, please feel free to respond. And remember that trust and honesty is an absolutely must!!)
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Time Travelers PLEASE HELP!!If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help. Also if you are from any of the following planets and can help me as mentioned please reply: Vadikar, Nefarious, Tralfamadore, Valnator, Travers, Edenad. I come to you for help, and need a way of doing this in the following way exactly in such a way that there will be little or no danger. I come to you in peace. Trust and honesty is an absolutely must!! My life has been severely tampered with and cursed. I have suffered tremendously and am now dying! I need to be able to:
Travel physically back in time.
Rewind my life (including my age).
Be able to (remember what I know now) so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.I am in great danger and need this immediately! Only if you are a time traveler or nice alien and have this technology please send me a (separate) email to: Robby0809@aol.com
Thanks