Again, my weekly horoscope from The Onion:
Aries: (March 21—April 19)
Reviews will claim you have “reinvented the coming-of-age story” and “singlehandedly raised the bar for first novels,” but you don’t recall doing anything.
"Puppet wrangler? There weren't any puppets in this movie!" – Crow T. Robot
Again, my weekly horoscope from The Onion:
Aries: (March 21—April 19)
Reviews will claim you have “reinvented the coming-of-age story” and “singlehandedly raised the bar for first novels,” but you don’t recall doing anything.