In an e-mail entitled “The best spam ever”, Lianna writes: “Attract Men with Bigger Breasts!” Good deal! I want a guy with at least a C cup…

And in other news, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! I have no plans (unless you can count seriously looking for another job as Halloween plans), and the closest I came to a costume are black socks with ghosts and ghouls on them. Maybe I’ll have some candycorn at lunch.