My horoscope for the week from The Onion:
Aries: (March 21—April 19)
You will meet a dark-haired stranger next week. Actually, you’ll meet several, but only one of them is important for our purposes.
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My horoscope for the week from The Onion:
Aries: (March 21—April 19)
You will meet a dark-haired stranger next week. Actually, you’ll meet several, but only one of them is important for our purposes.