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Shut your mouth and know your role, jabroni! Trick-or-treat as the World Wrestling Federation’s main man, The Rock…. Wear black elbow and knee pads. The right elbow pad may come off if you decide to drop the “people’s elbow” on an unsuspecting trick-or-treater.

I’m reminded of a time, two years ago, when my friend Christine dressed herself in a homemade Mankind costume, complete with sock puppet and face mask. It was really quite impressive, and the drunks along College Avenue certainly seemed to appreciate it. We later got kicked out of the local diner because of the large box my friend Rob had on his head (he was Max Headroom that year), but I guess it was just as well. I was pretty tired of people thinking I was dressed as Al Borland.

So far, I have no Halloween plans for this year.