In my continuing efforts to recycle material you’ve already seen either on my Twitter feed or on my Facebook wall, here are my entries in the #spoilersdamnit thread started by Bill Corbett:
At Grandpa Joe’s insistence, Charlie enters detox for his fizzy lifting drinking problem.
Rose Budd (nee Walinski) is finally arrested for the vicious murder of Charles Foster Kane.
Dumbledore is an anagram for “Lord Emu Bed.” Think about it.
Soylent Green is fattening.
In the end, Clarence gets his wings — and swoops down to pick off the helpless citizens of Bedford Falls one by one.
The Blue Fairy finally turns Torgo into a real boy.