- Remember when Bryan Fuller’s return to Heroes was heralded as the thing that would turn that show around (much to the consternation of Pushing Daisies fans and people who’ve happily given up on Heroes for quite some time)? Well, yeah…not so much. Fuller is leaving the show.
- Speaking of shows that maybe don’t know when to quit… Is it possible that Scrubs is now its own spinoff?
- Not wanting to be left off of the beating-a-dead-horse bandwagon, Steven Spielberg and friends are hard at work on an Indiana Jones 5. Please, make it stop.
- Have you ever wondered how medieval porpoise was cooked? Well wonder no further. [via]
- And finally, because you seriously need to see this, in all its delicious awfulness, if you haven’t already:
That just may give the Star Wars Holiday Special a run for its money as the worst thing George Lucas has ever (indirectly) wrought. [via]
Ah, I now feel even more comfortable with my decision not to tune into Heroes next season.
I bailed on the show near the start of this past season, and I haven’t regretted it once.
My eyes! My eyes! They burn!
Then my work here is done. 😉