Nathan Rabin on the surprisingly Steven Seagal-light movie Against the Dark:
It always sucks when a film promises to be one kind of shitty movie, then proves to be a vastly different pile of shit.
He goes on to add:
There is a place in hell reserved for people who try to spin crappy horror movies as vehicles for fading action stars. It’s located, conveniently enough, right next to the spot in hell reserved for Seagal himself.