The AV Club on cult comedies (including the dire Yellowbeard):
A movie like Atonement veritably fucks audiences up the ass with class…
Cherie M. Priest on her plumbing woes:
When all was said and done, the plumber removed a 2+ foot segment of pipe that was so rusted and holey that it was doing all the good of a condom full of thumbtacks.
I think a condom full of thumbtacks would be highly effective birth control.
.. and then you can use the tacks to hang posters.
See? Quite useful too.