Ticker-taped

There were lots of football fans in the city this morning for the big ticker-tape parade. What I’m wondering is, don’t these people have jobs? Shouldn’t these kids be in school? I mean, I’m all for honoring New York’s own for a job well done this past weekend. Even if I didn’t watch the big game, and even if they are, technically, from New Jersey. But seriously, there comes a point when…

Well, actually, maybe some of those schools were closed because of the election day. And maybe there is something to be said for taking the day off from work to take your kid to a parade in the city. And maybe I’m just a little bit jealous because I spent all day hunkered over my computer at work.

So, okay, forget it. They’re okay.

The football fans who stayed in the city all day after the parade, drinking, though…