You know, maybe work, with the harsh fluorescent lighting overhead and where I spend most of my time staring at a computer screen all day, isn’t the single best place to be after getting my pupils dilated at the eye doctor this morning.
On the plus side, even after a decade of not going to the eye doctor, my lens prescription hasn’t changed a bit.
Right, that’s why your pupils are dilated. Sure.
They didn’t give you those really dorky plastic sunglasses to wear?
Nope. I don’t think I’ve ever had to wear those.
I did have to wear an eye patch when I was much younger. Does that count as dorky?
Yes. Unless it made you look like a pirate. Pirates are cool. 🙂
Arr?
I’m pretty sure it didn’t.