So much of the spam I get is illegible garbage, it’s almost nice to get some that’s for an actual product — even if that product is only technically legal, and even if the website in question may not itself be legitimate. (I don’t receommend you actually buy this stuff.)

But still, it’s not an ad for viagra — or whatever the misspelling du jour happens to be — and that’s something. Not much, or enough, but something.

I got another piece of spam that apparently used a scene from Oscar Wilde’s A Woman of No Importance as filler. Not quite as good as Maxim Does the Classics (found through Bookslut), but it’s something.