I’ve remarked in the past that my referrer logs list the top 30 query words by the number of requests in order, and that I often think it reads like very surreal, very bad blank verse.

Sometimes, I don’t even bother noticing it, and I usually think better of actually sharing it, but today the first four words caught my eye: coitus of the chupacabra.

Throw that in your search engine and smoke it.