- Drawing parallels between vampirism and drug addiction isn’t necessarily profound, but it’s more deeply defined than any of the other parallels The Addiction seems to be drawing, like betweeen the choice of good over evil and mankind’s propensity for brutality and genocide. (The footage of actual war atrocities, in particular, is both too on-the-nose and in rather poor taste.) It’s not wholly uninteresting, and a very brief appearance by Christopher Walken livens things up for a moment, but it’s less than the sum of its parts.
- Let’s be honest, you watch Final Destination for the Rube Goldberg-like death traps and the creepy Tony Todd performance, and then you’re a little disappointed that neither of those are in the movie as much as you might have expected. It’s entertaining enough, although I’m not sure the internal logic it sets up entirely makes sense—but also feel like it would have been pretty easy to remedy that with just a few small tweaks.
- Soft & Quiet edges a little close to self-parody, but small, well-observed details in the performances keep it on a even keel. I’d recommend going in not knowing much of anything. At the same time, having the movie unfold in real time is perhaps both a strength and a weakness: it shows just how easily these things can escalate and spiral out of control…but then it also needs everything to spiral out of control very quickly. It’s a courageous and timely film, forcing the viewer to confront some real ugliness and brutality, but with both honesty and empathy.
- It’s strange to think that Unfriended may be too much a movie of its time, impressive for the way it uses then-modern-day internet technology to frame the horror story, but maybe seeming a little less impressive with each passing year, as the specifics of that technology continue to change. There have also been other later movies that have taken similar approaches (like Host and Searching), and Unfriended may just be a victim of being first, and no longer seeming as novel. That said, in the moment, the movie is often very scary.
- Phantom of the Rue Morgue is an effective enough Poe adaptation.
- I didn’t enjoy Halloween 4 even a little bit, so I’m not sure why I expected that to be any different with Halloween 5, but it wasn’t. This time around, with the so-called “Revenge of Michael Myers,” the movie doesn’t make one bit of sense. And while I understand I’ve probably now committed myself to watching Halloween 6, just because that’s how my brain works, I assure you I’m not the least bit happy about it.
- Friday the 13th: The New Blood is really only any fun when it goes full-on “Carrie vs. Jason,” pitting him as unkillable, machete-wielding zombie against a final girl’s telekinetic powers. The movie was reportedly butchered (no pun intended) in editing, eliminating most of its gory set-pieces and leaving not much of interest in its place.
As it happens, though, I also re-watched the original Friday the 13th and was surprised by how much I enjoyed it. While it never rises above being a cheap knock-off of better, scarier slasher movies like the original Halloween, I’ve now seen enough bad cheap knock-offs to at least recognize a good one when it comes along.
