If I tell you the most interesting that happened today was that I neglected to wear a belt, understand that I am not exaggerating (or, rather, failing to) for effect.
Don’t worry, my pants stayed up just fine.
"Puppet wrangler? There weren't any puppets in this movie!" – Crow T. Robot
Uh-oh. Is this going to lead to more serious things?
Are you asking “is forgetting to wear a belt a gateway nudism?” Because no, I don’t think so. I wore a belt yesterday and today, so we can all breathe easy.