Monday various

  • Zombie Font Generator. Presumably, when the zombie apocalypse comes, all correspondence will be written in this. It’ll be like Dawn of the Dead meets The Postman. [via]
  • Clint Eastwood’s family will star in a reality show. And, in other news: Wait, wha–?!
  • Willard Asylum Suitcases:

    In 1995, the New York State Museum staff were moving items out of The Willard Psychiatric Center. It was being closed by the State Office of Mental Health, and would eventually become a state run drug rehabilitation center. Craig Williams was made aware of an attic full of suitcases in the pathology lab building. The cases were put into storage when their owners were admitted to Willard, and since the facility was set up to help people with chronic mental illness, these folks never left.

    I’m really not sure how I feel about this. Are these photographs art? [via]

  • Dubai: come for the human rights violations and widespread corruption, stay for the sewage trucks and typhoid and hepatitis!
  • And finally, Theodora Goss on H.P. Lovecraft’s racism and the World Fantasy Award:

    Did Lovecraft intend that message? I seriously doubt it, and yet it’s there. The story is not the writer. The story is always, if it’s a living story, smarter than the writer.

Vacation day two

Today was a pretty typical Sunday. I worked on the Sunday crossword and I went out to the movies with friends. We saw Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows, which was quite entertaining, although considerably less so, I thought, than the first movie, and way to prone to director Guy Ritchie’s stylistic excess. (I could have down without a late-edition scene in the German forest, with explosions speeding up and slowing down and weird camera angles, altogether.)

And I wrote this, in my weekly writing group with those same friends. It was based on three words, chosen more or less at random by the three of us:

Its mammoth size and prodigious speed were, for many months before its official launch, the talk of high society, and the luxury train’s design had been a closely guarded secret, rumored to have cost the lives of a dozen men during construction, and to have sent at least one would-be competitor’s spies empty-handed to prison. First-class cabins were booked well in advance, sold out a full year before the last bolt had been tightened and the last rivet had been fastened, and by the time the great beast of an engine was maneuvered finally on to the tracks, not a single berth aboard was unaccounted for.

And yet, despite all of this — all the movie starlets and dignitaries taking passage aboard the rail, the money and attention lavished upon the project, the editorials at home and abroad praising the train’s construction and the genius of its chief architect and owner, Job Matheson — despite all of this and the many other reasons to rejoice at the Azure Day’s maiden voyage, it was in, in retrospect, inevitable that it never reach its final destination, that it become lost in the snowy mountain wastes it had been designed to traverse, and that it only emerge after several weeks to reveal everyone aboard it either dead or missing.

Piecing together what exactly went wrong, decoding the great and terrible tragedy of the Azure Day, is easier now that we have accepted certain facts, now that we no longer pretend the awful things that live in those mountains are not real, or that they do not have a taste for human flesh. And yet it is all too easy to dismiss Matheson and his compatriots, his benefactors and all those who signed on, unquestioningly, for his train’s first and only voyage. It is all too easy to look upon them all with scorn, to call it hubris and folly that killed over a hundred souls, and that moreover exposed us to those terrible creatures, those we now call wraiths (for want of a better word), with whom we have been at war for almost a century.

And yet, Matheson’s Folly did expose us to them, revealed in the most horrible and immediate way possible the very real threat waiting in those rocky peaks. To think we would have been left alone had the Azure Day not invaded their territory is shortsighted and foolish, and it ignores decades of wraith attacks along the scattered mountain settlements prior to Matheson’s train — not called wraiths, of course, and chalked up to superstition or drunks going missing in the dead of night, a few humans lost each year, but this was the work wraiths all the same. It was they who invaded us. The steam-train was one attack of many; in its sacrifice, we at least came face to face at last with the enemy.

And now that we know where they live, we can perhaps finally remake this planet in our image. The war still wages on, but their advantage is gone, and soon the tide will turn. Soon, we will eradicate them all and take those parts of this world that have been denied us since the original colony ships arrived several hundred years ago.

The Barnes & Noble we meet at, where we’ve been meeting for years, is closing by the end of the year thanks to rising rents. So we’ll have to find someplace new in the new year.

Vacation day one

Not a super eventful day, beyond some running around in the morning to the post office.

…where, I have to say, some people are just insanely impatient. “No wonder they’re going bankrupt,” several seniors in front of me groused to themselves, when faced with the prospect that, at the single busiest shipping time of year, they might actually be asked to stand in a line for all of five minutes. Not everything about the local post office, or the post office in general, thrills me, but we still pay a ridiculously low postage rate for better than not service. And just because your horribly important morning is compromised when you have to wait a few minutes to buy Christmas stamps…well, just be quiet, okay? This is actually why the post office is in so much trouble. Could individual services be improved? Could they hire a few more staff for busy pre-holiday weekends? Sure, but they don’t have the money for it. And you grousing honestly isn’t making anything better. You’re just being smug and self-righteous and, quite frankly, annoying…

But I digress.

Beyond that, I spent the day hanging out with the dog, while my mother was out and my father was leading Boy Scouts on a hike around Manhattan. I spent the time watching Fair Game and Limitless, both of which were pretty good if not entirely remarkable.

And that was my Saturday. One day of vacation down, fifteen more to go.