Well, Reblogger is once again working (for which I am grateful), but it looks like any and all comments made before today have vanished. Oh well. You could of course, gentle readers, use this as an excuse to peruse my archives and comment again.
Day: November 1, 2001
Again, my weekly horoscope from The Onion:
Aries: (March 21—April 19)
Reviews will claim you have “reinvented the coming-of-age story” and “singlehandedly raised the bar for first novels,” but you don’t recall doing anything.
I’m starting to really like these little e-mails from eHow.com. They’re never helpful–far from it–but they’re often amusing, and today is no exception:
How to kiss on a date: Connection refused.
How to flirt: An unexpected error occured.
How to know it’s the right time to have sex: Error getting pooled connection. Go back.
Oh well. I suppose something must be wrong with the website today, and I guess I’ll just have to wait until tomorrow to find out how to make myself irresistible to the opposite sex and how to choose a flattering hairstyle. It’s always something