I’m starting to really like these little e-mails from eHow.com. They’re never helpful–far from it–but they’re often amusing, and today is no exception:
How to kiss on a date: Connection refused.
How to flirt: An unexpected error occured.
How to know it’s the right time to have sex: Error getting pooled connection. Go back.
Oh well. I suppose something must be wrong with the website today, and I guess I’ll just have to wait until tomorrow to find out how to make myself irresistible to the opposite sex and how to choose a flattering hairstyle. It’s always something