The Economist writes:

In the issues of December 16th 2000 to November 10th 2001, we may have given the impression that George Bush had been legally and duly elected president of the United States. We now understand that this may have been incorrect, and that the election result is still too close to call. The Economist apologises for any inconvenience.

I am reminded, naturally, of the corrections page at the now defunct Might:

“On page 111, in our ‘Religious News Round-up,’ we reported that Jesus Christ was a deranged, filthy proto-hippy. In fact, Jesus Christ was the son of God. We regret the error.”

Ever have one of those days? I have fourteen large packages, filled with about forty pounds of books apiece, that need to be shipped back to the publisher to be rebound. Only, it’s anybody’s guess how I’m supposed to get these boxes to UPS, since the publisher wants them sent via ground delivery, but you can only arrange a pickup through UPS if you’re sending your packages by air. And even if I had a car, I don’t think I could fit all of these boxes into it so I could drop them off myself. Apparently, if I leave the packages with their new shipping labels in the mailroom downstairs, whoever picks up our US Mail this afternoon will take them to UPS, but the emphasis here, I think, is on the apparently. And the UPS website, where I would print these new labels, will only allow me to prepare shipments of five packages at a time. And all of this trouble (which is, of course, dumped on me, the new guy, who until this morning had never even had reason to see the mailroom) is due to the publisher sending us soft instead of hardcover copies and writing “co-editors” instead of “editors” on the front cover. If only there weren’t so many boxes, or if only we had a regular UPS pickup time when they would come for packages going ground. Oh well. It will work itself out in the end. These things invariably do.

lethedreamer: Hey, no fair! They’ve already seen Jason X in Spain?

CyberNixon: hey, the French have Jerry Lewis, the Spanish have Jason Vorhees

CyberNixon: BeastMaster 5: Beastmaster in the Hood

lethedreamer: Ugh. The spaceship’s called the Grendel. And it looks basically like a slasher sci-fi rehash of Beowulf.

CyberNixon: Beowulf?

CyberNixon: yeah, I remember the part in Beowulf where Grendel gets turned into a cyber-killer

lethedreamer: The epic poem? Basically, a bunch of people (Geats) holed up and picked off by Grendel one by one.

lethedreamer: Hey, there is a sci-fi Beowulf starring Christopher Lambert.

CyberNixon: yeah, but isn’t that every horror movie then?

CyberNixon: yeah, I’ve seen the box for that one. Looks like another Highlander movie poster

CyberNixon: I want to see a sci-fi slasher remake of Gilgamesh

Not all the e-mail I get is spam. Some of it is actually quite entertaining. Fellow capper Erik Wilson (aka Generik) passes this along:

This was sent to me by a friend who used to live in Taos, New Mexico. He received it from a friend of his who still lives in the Land of Enchantment, and, well… I guess the message itself says it all. Enjoy.

(Those of you who may be qualified, please feel free to respond. And remember that trust and honesty is an absolutely must!!)

*****

Time Travelers PLEASE HELP!!

If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help. Also if you are from any of the following planets and can help me as mentioned please reply: Vadikar, Nefarious, Tralfamadore, Valnator, Travers, Edenad. I come to you for help, and need a way of doing this in the following way exactly in such a way that there will be little or no danger. I come to you in peace. Trust and honesty is an absolutely must!! My life has been severely tampered with and cursed. I have suffered tremendously and am now dying! I need to be able to:

Travel physically back in time.

Rewind my life (including my age).

Be able to (remember what I know now) so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.

I am in great danger and need this immediately! Only if you are a time traveler or nice alien and have this technology please send me a (separate) email to: Robby0809@aol.com

Thanks