Day: October 29, 2001

I’ve taken to posting the more bizarre search queries from my referrer logs at Disturbing Search Requests. It’s a little scary sometimes what people are really looking for when they find my website. Here’s a quick sampling of what I’ve posted:

vagina pictures miro

Joan Miro (1893-1983): Spanish surrealist painter known for his use of brilliant pure color and the playful juxtaposition of delicate lines with abstract, often amebic shapes. Sure, sounds vaginal enough to me. But I’m afraid this, number five on Google’s list, doesn’t have the pictures you’re looking for, buddy boy.

steve guttenburg crotch

I don’t know what worries me more: that someone was looking for Steve Guttenberg’s crotch; that the words Steve, Guttenburg, and crotch actually appear on my website; or that if you spell the name correctly Google will offer you no less than forty-two separate possibilities. The man brought us Police Academy, people. Haven’t we suffered enough?

german dungeon porn

Mom? If you were in a German Scheisse video, you… you’d tell me, wouldn’t you…? How cliche can you get? My website probably isn’t what you’re looking for, buddy boy. Unless, of course, you really were looking for this.

hazing naked

There’s another way?

big teat

A man (or woman) who knows what he wants. Alas, this probably isn’t it.

area 51 hooters

Hmm. I didn’t know there even was a Hooters restaurant in Roswell. Shows what I know.