So it’s come to this. I’m talking about people cutting off their feet. And to an audience of how many? one? If I’m lucky. When I started this weblog, I worried that I’d have nothing to say, and now I’m worried that I might be proving myself right. I don’t really care about a complete stranger chopping off his paralyzed feet for money, so why am I linking to it? Maybe it’s because it’s Monday and I’ve spent the entire afternoon typing equations, scanning pages, going blind from boredom. Yeah, sure, why not.

One of the funniest things I think I’ve ever heard on television is “…from the writer of Armageddon.” Silly rabbit, I thought. Armageddon didn’t have any writers. So I gave that show, NBC’s Undercover, a miss and watched Alias on ABC instead. Pretty cool stuff…which, now that I look at it again, was written by a screenwriter from…Armageddon. Dangnabbit. At least the universe is not without a sense of humor this morning. Now if I could just figure out a way to watch Buffy: the Vampire Slayer when I don’t have UPN…

Oh, and I’m not entirely sure how I ended up here, but I want out. God bless that back button.