December was an uneventful month. Some busyness at work before the holidays, then the holidays themselves. I had some back pain and a short story rejection on Christmas itself, but the holiday season was quite lovely and relaxing.
And I had two stories publish in December, so there’s always that. My flash story “Terrible Lizards” appeared in Everyday Fiction, while a longer story I sold a little over a year ago, “The Northern Recess,” appeared in Stupefying Stories. I’m really happy with both sales and hope people enjoy the stories.
Other than that, it was mostly just the usual assortment of books, short stories, movies, and music.
I finished one book in December: Alif the Unseen by G. Willow Wilson:
“Metaphors are dangerous. Calling something by a false name changes it, and metaphor is just a fancy way of calling something by a false name.”
I read it for my book club, and I mostly liked it.
I’m not exactly sure how many stories I read in December. Something like 24, maybe? I missed a few days, but I think I also read a few less memorable ones that I neglected to keep track of. Anyway, of the ones that I definitely remember, these were my favorites:
- “The First Stop Is Always the Last” by John Wiswell (Flash Fiction Online)
- “The Greatest One-Star Restaurant in the Whole Quadrant” by Rachael K. Jones (Lightspeed)
- “Which Super Little Dead Girlâ„¢ Are You? Take Our Quiz and Find Out!” by Nino Cipri (Nightmare)
- “Cat Person” by Kristen Roupenian (The New Yorker)
- “You Will Never Know What Opens” by Mair Ness (Lightspeed)
- “All the Songs the Little Birds Sing” by T.D. Walker (Luna Station Quarterly))
- “The House at the End of the Lane Is Dreaming” by A. Merc Rustad (Lightspeed)
- “The Birding: A Fairy Tale” by Natalia Theodoridou (Strange Horizons)
- “Will You Meet Me There, Out Beyond the Bend?” by Matthew Kressel (Nightmare)
- “An Equal Share of the Bone” by Karen Osborne (Escape Pod)
- “Given Sufficient Desperation” by Bogi Takács (Escape Pod, reprint))
- “Straight Lines” by Naru Dames Sundar (Escape Pod, reprint)
I watched 29 movies in December. What can I say? I had some free time around the holidays.
- Local Hero:
Local Hero is amiable but very aimless.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 3, 2017
- The Bad Batch:
The Bad Batch has some moments and visual flair, but it’s so goddamn slow and yet barely even registers as a story.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 3, 2017
- Logan Lucky:
Logan Lucky is a lot of smart dumb fun.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 4, 2017
- 1922:
1922…was not a particularly good year.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 9, 2017
- Split:
Yeah, Split is an awful movie.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 10, 2017
- Gone Girl:
Part of what works about Gone Girl—small spoiler—is how well Gillian Flynn tricks you. Watching someone recreate that trick, even someone as interesting a filmmaker as David Fincher? I just don’t know.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 14, 2017
- The Autopsy of Jane Doe:
The Autopsy of Jane Doe wasn't bad, though better and scarier at the beginning than at the end.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 17, 2017
- Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi:
I'm probably going to have to see it again before I feel really confident in saying this, but it might in fact be my favorite of the Star Wars movies. https://t.co/wyxOW0Zrnw
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 21, 2017
- Working Girl:
Working Girl is actually a pretty good movie. A little dated in spots, but the cast is good.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 18, 2017
- 9 to 5:
9 to 5 is a little dumb in spots, and certainly a touch dated, but its three leads are awfully winning.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 18, 2017
- Tucker & Dale vs Evil:
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil is a one-joke movie, but it's a pretty well-told joke.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 19, 2017
- Daughters of Darkness:
Daughters of Darkness is a strange horror movie. Gorgeously shot, with a sinister performance by Delphine Seyrig, but kind of unsatisfying.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 20, 2017
- Stronger:
Stronger was very good. Gyllenhaal and Maslany are both terrific in it.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 21, 2017
- Hellbound: Hellraiser II:
You know, aside from the fact that I'll never experience joy in my life I don't think Hellraiser II had any kind of negative effect on me.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 22, 2017
- The X-Files: I Want to Believe:
Even at The X-Files’ worst, Anderson and Duchovny are great with one another.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 22, 2017
- Bright:
Bright is dull.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 23, 2017
- The Defiant Ones:
Curtis and Poitier are pretty damn terrific in The Defiant Ones.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 23, 2017
- Her:
Her is sweet and quirky in all the ways I’ve come to expect (and even delight in) from a Spike Jonze movie. But it’s also maybe a little too enamored of its own aesthetic to have anything of deep consequence to say about human relationships.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 24, 2017
- Pottersville:
Pottersville thinks it’s heartwarming and funny and maybe even subversive, but boy howdy is it just bad. Michael Shannon particularly seems lost.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 25, 2017
- The Killing of a Sacred Deer:
It has some interesting shots masquerading as narrative and well-chosen affectations masquerading as character, but it's not very enjoyable, nor does it really have a lot to SAY about the dilemma it sets up.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 27, 2017
- mother!:
I don’t think there was this much gaslighting in the actual movie Gas Light. I don’t think there were this many religious overtones in the actual Bible.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 28, 2017
- Lake Mungo:
Lake Mungo was not what I was expecting. It’s very spooky in parts, and very carefully constructed, although also a little disappointing.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 28, 2017
- Nightbreed:
Nightbreed was notgreat.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 29, 2017
- Eagle vs Shark:
Eagle vs Shark feels like lesser Waititi, but it’s strangely very endearing.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 29, 2017
- A Ghost Story:
A Ghost Story requires considerable patience—and I’m not sure it rewards every last ounce of it—but it’s a touching meditation on grief and love and letting go.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 30, 2017
- 20th Century Women:
I was going to say I didn’t quite love 20th Century Women, but I think I liked it so much that I learned to love it.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 30, 2017
- King Arthur: Legend of the Sword:
How can a movie be this batshit insane and so boring? pic.twitter.com/TcdVtu5mLZ
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 31, 2017
- Marjorie Prime:
While Marjorie Prime is maybe not amazing–and is more like a good (and somehow not depressing) Black Mirror episode–the cast is quite good.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) December 31, 2017
- Barry Lyndon:
I really liked Barry Lyndon. But boy howdy is the second half different than the first.
— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) January 1, 2018
I listened to some in December: