 Angel_Noir: "I'm being stalked by the periodic table of elements? Surely you-Yipes!" |
 Artanas: "Dad? The fungus is back" |
 AeonFlux: "Hi, folks. The Sun here. You know, big shiny round thing in the sky? Fire of Ishtar? Right, well, just sayin' hi." |
 Geier: "But...are you SURE attaching electrodes between his genitals and my nipples will help...?" "I dunno, but it's one of the few things covered by your insurance." |
 Klatuu: World's Worst Paleontologist. "Wow! Look at the size of this dinosaur footprint!" |
 Artanas: o'/.... radation! I'm gonna live for seconds! Remember my stain!...' |
 UnReality: "Okay, how 'bout first we have YOUR testicles removed, then see if you still think it's such a hot idea." |
 empressv: "I'm sorry, Mr. Jones, but the test results don't lie. You've been inflicted with terminal Patrick Duffy-itis." |
 Corporal_Clegg: "Its not really the future, we just like to pretend." |
 GiantMonkey: "Now, normally the baby comes out of the...AH!" |
 Xtree: Astronomy's rarest occurrance: Hayley Mills causes a full ecllipse |
 AeonFlux: "Prostate? That's in France, ain't it?" |
 UnReality: "Damn those obnoxious photons. Damn them to hell!" |
 Zonk: "The doctor says I have to wear this or my cranium will implode." |
 UnReindeerality: The CAT scan that launched a thousand ships |
 UnReality: Sonagramalamadingdog |
 quickdraw: No one was more suprised than Ken when his campfire actually achieved nuclear fusion. Too much dry grass, I suppose... |
 EBrown: My god...he's made entirely of LOOFA! |