Let's Go Out to the Movies |
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Saltydog: "Last Schoolbus to Auschwitz," tonight at 11. |
UnReality: "Weaning John Malkovich" |
Artanas: The strong is forced in this one. |
TravisBickle: "Dude, check out Jar-Jar's package." "You know, you're taking this fanboy thing too far." "But it's got gills." "Really?" |
Artanas: Cory Haim, Rob Lowe. They're COPS! And homicidal homosexual irreverants hellbent on stealing the nation's supply of condoms in "Big Heat". Miss it tonight! |
UnReality: "Cujo, are you saying you built a time machine out of a Delorean?!" |
TheServo: "Dammit! I'm always cued just when I gotta piddle!" |
UnReality: "I'm gonna lick my own testicles now, but don't worry, I'll be doing it a real menacing, Steven King movie sort of way. Honest." |
Geier: It's not green, and we never learn what's beyond it, but it's STILL a tad too close to a Marilyn Chambers movie for my tastes. |
UnReality: "We now return to 'Syphillis, the Musical,' starring Ed Begley, Jr., as that itchy burning sensation down you know where." |
Generik: The Unbearable Lightheadedness of Being a John Malkovich Lookalike |
UnReality: "And in here, the script to Baby Geniuses II. Don't worry, it's level twelve quarantine." |
Torgone: Rutger Hauer IS Rutger Hauer AS Rutger Hauer IN Another Stinking Rutger Hauer Movie!! |
Generik: "Gawd, you guys shoulda seen that Bruce Willis blowin' up crap movie last night! It was like, totally BITCHIN'!!" |
screaming_fist: We now return to How Green Is My Colon. |
UnReality: "A planet where apes evolved from Ben? As in what? Vereen? 'cause I loved Pippin, don't get me wrong, but still, c'mon, what're the odds?" |
UnReality: Returning Steve Guttenberg to the wild |
JediClone: Coming soon to YSMT: "Children Of A Lesser Cornfield"! |