Weekly Movie Roundup

Another week, another six movies:

Hooper Spellbinder Punisher: War Zone
  • They don’t make a lot of movies like Hooper anymore, partly because they don’t make a lot of movies the way they make movies in Hooper anymore. There’s a laid-back, if not shaggy and drunk, charm to the whole thing, but also some real pathos in Reynolds’ performance, which was one of his best.
    • You can see its twists coming a mile away, and there’s more than a little cheesiness to the whole thing, but despite that—or maybe because of it—Spellbinder is an enjoyable enough little supernatural thriller.
      • I had been led to believe that Punisher: War Zone was the good Punisher movie, but honestly, I’m just not seeing it. There’s a lot of over-the-top, comic-book-style violence, but it doesn’t lend itself to much of anything and isn’t entertaining in its own right.
      Soldier of Orange Days of Thunder Belfast
      • An early, Dutch-language war film from Paul Verhoeven, Soldier of Orange is often tense and thrilling.
        • I might have enjoyed Days of Thunder more if it had anything like characters, a story, or even particularly interesting (and not just fetishistically photographed), racing. It’s such a vague gesture at a movie, not even silly fun.
          • Belfast doesn’t dig especially deep into its narrative or characters, but it’s affectionate and well acted.

          I also really enjoyed a rewatch of The Royal Tenenbaums.

          Weekly Movie Roundup

          I watched another 6 movies last week:

          Listen Up Philip Love & Basketball Lucky Number Slevin
          • For a movie without a single likable character—and a fairly unlikable title character—Listen Up Philip is a fun and intelligent character study.
            • Love & Basketball does exactly what it says on the tin, but Lathan and Epps are just wonderful together, and it’s a genuinely lovely love story.
              • There is a chasm between how clever Lucky Number Slevin thinks it is and how clever the movie actually is. Every now and then, a scattered line of hyper-stylized dialogue halfway lands, usually thanks only to an actor’s delivery, but each one of those moments is a very long time coming.
              Sex Kittens Go to College The Last Time I Committed Suicide Cleaner
              • You may be shocked to learn that the 1960 comedy Sex Kittens Go to College has not aged well. Although I suspect it was never very good to begin with. Dated and sexist, but also confused and never particularly funny, grasping for zaniness but never more than a strange relic from the past—and that’s even before a ten-minute sequence near the end in which a robot and a chimpanzee watch four women in a row do topless stripteases in a dream sequence. (This is a thing that actually happens in the movie, even if it was apparently never included in the American release.) The best I can say about it is that Mamie Van Doren remains reasonably likable.
                • There are scattered moments of inspired beauty in The Last Time I Committed Suicide, and I think some decent performances. But it’s difficult to say how true it is to Neal Cassady’s life, and the disjointed way in which it’s told—intentionally, I suppose, mirroring Cassady’s drug-fueled writing style—makes it difficult to connect with any of it. It’s a little like being on a lazy bender with someone, occasionally surfacing for a brief moment almost like profundity.
                  • Cleaner is hardly the worst Die Hard knockoff, but it is very, very far from the best. Daisy Ridley gives it a fair go, and director Martin Campbell is an old hand at action movies, but there’s nothing particularly clever, well staged, or memorable about any of this.

                  Weekly Movie Roundup

                  I watched another 6 movies last week:

                  Parthenope A Different Man Last Breath
                  • I’m not sure what I can say about Parthenope, besides that yes, Celeste Dalla Porta is very bewitching in the title role. There are moments of strange and luxuriant beauty in the film, but it’s not altogether clear if the movie goes too far or not far enough into the unreal, or what it’s even trying to say with its languorous meditation on beauty and desire.
                    • A Different Man is a strangely absurd dark comedy, with a lot of interesting ideas swirling around it.
                      • Last Breath has some tense moments, but fewer than you might expect, and what it doesn’t have is any kind of propulsive forward momentum, which seems critical for what’s supposed to be a nail-biting survival movie. As Simon Abrams writes, “not every inspiring tale of heroism can be reduced to processed cheese without losing most of its flavor.” The cast does their best, but the script turns an inspiring real-life rescue into stock characters and trite dialogue.
                      The Asphyx The Tall Target Sinners
                      • The Asphyx is an interesting idea, just not entirely well realized.
                        • The Tall Target just never hit its mark for me. On paper a compelling idea, I just couldn’t quite connect with it.
                          • Sinners is remarkable not just for the wildly audacious chances it takes, both stylistically and narratively, or the unflinching way it addresses questions both of racism and grief, but for how genuinely and unapologetically entertaining it is. This is blockbuster genre filmmaking at its absolute best.

                          I also re-watched The Terminator, which I don’t think I’ve seen it is entirety in several decades. And you know what? Still a pretty damn good movie.

                          Weekly Movie Roundup

                          Short Term 12 The Times of Harvey Milk Night's End
                          • Short Term 12 runs the risk of melodrama and cliche, but the performances and honest empathy with which the characters are viewed lift it up to something genuinely moving.
                            • It is the times that stand out most in The Times of Harvey Milk. It’s the portrait of a charismatic and compassionate man cut down far too soon, but even more so, it’s a fascinating window into San Francisco and the fight for gay rights at the time.
                              • There are a lot of interesting ideas swirling around Night’s End, a good central performance from Geno Walker, and some decent scares for such an obviously micro-budget. But, sadly, it largely falls apart by…well, night’s end.
                              The 13th Warrior Liberty Heights Demonia
                              • The 13th Warrior is best when it leans into the Beowulf retelling. It’s fine but unremarkable as an action movie, more than a little dull as an historical drama, and most engaging as a horror movie.
                                • Liberty Heights is a little too meandering, maybe not focusing on any one of its characters enough, but Barry Levinson does a good job capturing what it must have felt like to grow up Jewish in Baltimore in the 1950s.
                                  • Lucio Fulci called Demonia, one of the last movies he ever directed, “a wonderful movie, ruined from very bad photography.” I would reverse that, if I’m being honest. The scenic locations and architecture of the movie’s fake archaeological dig almost can’t help produce the occasionally interesting shot. If only the script and the acting could say the same. The movie is confused and dull, somehow both over and under-complicated, and it really doesn’t hold together as much of anything in the end. A half dozen movies into his filmography and I think I can safely say Fulci’s horror movies aren’t for me.

                                  I also rewatched Broadcast News, which I haven’t seen since almost back when its topical references were current. The news media has changed dramatically since the movie was made, but I think the ethical questions it asks are still valid. Moreover, though, the characters are just so well drawn and the comedy so good that a little bit of stale datedness doesn’t detract too much.

                                  Weekly Movie Roundup

                                  I watched just four movies last week:

                                  Novocaine Carol Shockproof Presence
                                  • Novocaine some modest charms, and does about everything clever you can do with its premise, but it’s also kind of forgettable.
                                    • Amy Taubin of Film Comment described Carol as “a film composed of gestures and glances….[that] could not exist without the extraordinary performances of Blanchett and Mara.”
                                      • There’s probably good reason for film historians to watch Shockproof, for its collision of Douglas Sirk and Samuel Fuller, but as a moviegoing experience, it’s mostly just very dated, stilted, and contrived.
                                        • Presence is an interesting experiment—it’s no real spoiler to reveal that it’s a haunted house story from the viewpoint of the ghost—but I’m not entirely sure it successfully rises far enough above the level of experiment, if only because the way the movie is filmed imposes a certain cold distance from the characters and their story.