 ScutFarkas: "Kindly be advised that I am not attuned to what it is to which you are referring, Willis." |
 Generik: Medieval Earring Ken wonders, "Forsooth! What sayest thou, Sir Willis?" |
 DavidVader: "Oy! Howd it roight thah ow way'll poomp you so full of Pop-Tahts you'll exploode!" (Bugsy Hood: tonight on Distorted Reality Theatre.) |
 KinkyWinky: Is this the episode where Fonzie gets raped and left for dead? |
 BuckFifty: Tonight on Stand Up Serial Killer Comedian... "..say, aren't you that piece of rope I just threw out? Rope says 'fraid not!'...Laugh or I'll eat your spleens!" |
 Milleni_Amon: New to Fox this fall: "Coast Guard!" Starring Robert Englund, Charlie Sheen and Carrot Top. |
 Generik: On tonight's Igneous Geometries of Insignificance, Frank discovers that if he swings his arms in a circular motion, eventually he gets tired. |
 Occupant: Welcome back to "The Teeth". I'm Canada's OTHER mediocre actor. |
 Occupant: Thicke Headroom? Where's that remote? |
 Blootverst: o/~...come and knock on our door.... we've been sliding for you ...o/~ |
 Generik: The dead President vs. the defunct Messenger of the Gods in a cage match like you've never seen! Only on TNT!! |
 Vendebar: "All of this hardware and backup just for a 'Brady Bunch' reunion?!" |
 UnReality: "I am become Rue McClanahan, destroyer of worlds." |
 UnReality: On the one hand, I hate the shoddy production values. On the other, I'm glad I can't see the show...It's a conundrum. |
 YingYang: Joyce Brothers, Warrior Princess |
 L182: Insert coyote; prepare for "Boom" |
 Xigeous: Next on Flipper Galactica... |
 TGoodchild: Why, look! It's the slender thread by which the show's plot is hanging! |