 CapMidnight: "I'm sure you're wondering what the Nautilus is doing in these waters! I always get the navigational control mixed up with this Slushee machine! Cherry ok?" |
 Saltydog: "Professor, must we take a piano to the center of the Earth?" "Of course, you idiot! What if we wish to dance? What then, eh?" |
 Saltydog: "Now, I am incontinent." "These ARE the continents, sir." "Now, these are incontinent." "Sir, these ARE the continents." "My shoes are full of pee." |
 UnReality: Be sure to visit beautiful downtown Dead Dog in a Bucket Park when visiting scenic Gastown. |
 UnReality: And when visiting Gastown, be sure to take a walking tour of majestic Incontinent Leper Mountain. |
 HenryBemis: But Ted, Tom Petty says we *don't* have to live like a refugee. |
 JoeAnthrax: "So how are you such a good navigator?" "My breasts are magnetically polarized and always point due north. Every Warrior Princess's breasts do!" |
 animebabe: Red sky in morning, sailors take warning. You see this shit, stay in bed! |
 Generik: "If you lived here, you'd be stumbling all over your furniture and yelling 'Fuck!!' right now." |
 animebabe: "You cheap bastard! Next time we go out, I want to ride IN the train!!" |
 bugwber: "Okay, seen the purple mountain majesties.... next!" |
 TGoodchild: "C'mon down to Fiftiesville. For all your Fifties needs. And don't mind the '84 Corolla, that'll be gone when you get here." |
 MadSigntist: "Well, I know it *seems* like a lot of safety gear, but these Knott's Berry Farms rides can get unpredictable." |
 cyoungdahl: Cousin It was confused by Uncle Fester's proposal, but a honeymoon at Niagra Falls DID sound nice... |
 TEvilchild: Sure, sure, it may not be quite as famous, but there are still plenty of tourists visiting the Great Chain Link Fence of China |
 DavidVader: Welcome to khaki land - the khakiest place on earth! |