 UnReality: The Who Cares Which Project |
 animebabe: We now return to "Stop or My Crotch Will Shoot!" already in progress. |
 Xigeous: "I've been feeling the force for decades now. But did *I* get a big part in Star Wars? Noooooooo!" |
 Geier: We now switch to "Hellraiser 17: Because We Can", already in progress. |
 SunSinner: "Scary movies? Well, one time it took the scab a whole two weeks to fall off and....hello?" |
 Zonk: The international sign for "your acting is bad enough to choke a llama." |
 saint_marie: (It's moments like these that make Steve Guttenburg a star.) |
 JohnSteed: You notice how the things we want to be in a galaxy far far away never are? |
 Generik: Darth Maul awaits his companions Darth John, Darth George and Darth Ringo in the studio while recording the Black Album. |
 Generik: o/` "...He was the sweet-talkin' son of a sequel man! ...Yes he was... he was... Oooooh, yes he was!" o/` |
 Tin_God: Euro-Predator! |
 Cupid_arkham: These are the people that will be eaten in the sequel. |
 screaming_fist: Das Funky Boat |
 Oper8er: The story you have just seen is true. Only the quality was omitted to preserve the mediocrity. |
 TravisBickle: The embarassing thing is that John Rhys-Davies was wearing the grail on his head all along. |
 drhidaka: Emma Thompson IS Princess Leia IN Kenneth Branagh's "Returneth of the JEDI" |
 Imp_Mayhem: Adolf Hitler, auditioning for 'Rain Man.' |
 UnReality: "Harrison Ford should've left you in the desert." |