 YibbleGuy: Hollywood had to cancel the "Everybody Casually Touch Rita Wilson" parties after Tom Hanks got jealous. |
 YibbleGuy: "Every movie I've ever worked on, someone has come up to me and said, 'Well, if it isn't the great Dane.' Makes me want to cry." |
 away_in_an_animenger: o/~ Spaderman, Spaderman, doing the things only James Spader can.. o/~ |
 YibbleGuy: "The Alien Who Stuck His Hand Up A Dead Shark's Ass." A Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie. |
 UnReindeerality: "Say what you will about Godzilla, he's got great abs." |
 UnReindeerality: "In the fall of 1998, two robots and a temp worker disappeared in the Connecticut woods. A year later, their last movie was found." |
 Vaelyndeer: Stephen King's 'Sometimes They Come Back......For Courteous Service and Low Low Prices!!" |
 quickdraw: And now back to Ray Liota in "Who The Hell Didn't Pay The Light Bill?" |
 UnReindeerality: Personally, I'm waiting for the movie. I hear Christopher Walken's playing the clogged drain. |
 Generik: After mishearing the phrase "Get medieval on his ass," Willem Dafoe gets "Middle Eastern on his ass." |
 OrtegaSE: "Unfortunately, nobody can be told what the Reading Rainbow Matrix is..." |
 Psycho_Jungle_Cat: SciFi quickly cashes in on the "6th Sense" craze with pridictibly disappointing results: "I see unconcious people!" |
 Zonk: "Cut!! Cave people, take five... Somebody get the set painter and make that monolith BLACK like it's supposed to be..." |
 amycamus: Wes Craven's "Mr. Bubble" |
 Generik: White Trash Theater presents a special showing of the classic "One Bride for One Brother." |
 Geier: NOBODY does a "sniff my finger" scene like Pleasance! |
 Steelhawk: "Hey, aren't you the guy from Dune?" "Yeah, aren't you the guy who got my sandwiches on the set?" "I still am." |
 BuckFifty: Once the calls from the Disney animators stopped coming, Ferdinand, the Friendly Bull, took up a life of stripping for hay. |