 AeonFlux: I'm sorry, but Joan Miro just wasn't trying with this one. |
 AeonFlux: Paul Gauguin's stunning, though nonetheless confused, "Don't Make Me Bitchslap You, Girl!" |
 AeonFlux: Edgar Degas' inspired masterpiece "There's a Vagina in there Someplace" |
 amycamus: Buffoon's Ex-WMark Rothko's late masterpiece, "I Dropped Some Cobalt Blue" |
 amycamus: Thomas Hart Benton's masterpiece, "Driving To Nebraska in a Tornado With 2 Cats in the Back Seat" |
 amycamus: Henry Moore's sculptural masterpiece, "Carcass of a Turkey: Forms in Space" |
 Hippie: Wow! Really speaks volumes about how we're all a red woman stuck on the wall of life. (Christopher Walken: Avant-Garde Art Critic). |
 NickRhodes: Life didn't change much after they sold little Timmy, but check out the cool Monet they were able to purchase... |
 BuckFifty: Tonight on Art with Buck... "I call this one Up Your Ass With a Pitchfork." "Um..." "It's a 'tougher' piece." "I see... *scampers away*" |
 amycamus: Francis Bacon's masterpiece, "Pope Pius X and the Agony of Choosing a Hairspray" |
 HenryBemis: "Wait, I can't go terrorizing the countryside tonight...I have a poker game to get to!" |
 AeonFlux: "I call it, 'My, What a Long Schlong You Have There, Big Boy'. It's an experimental piece." "I like the greens." "Yeah, that was my idea." |
 BuckFifty: Tonight on Art with Buck... "I call this one 'Escaping from Warwick Davis' Playland'..." "Why?" "Well, the little boy has no pants on..." "I see..." |
 BuckFifty: Tonight on Art with Buck... "I call this one, 'The Day Patti found her husband's German Dungeon Porn stash'... Um, it's the working title." |
 Generik: This was my fifth-grade tableau that won an award: "Magic Rocks, Sea Monkeys, Dead Guy in a Weird Alien Outfit." Like it? |
 SunSinner: "It's a modified toilet seat...all artsy and all that...hang on a sec, I'll be flashing hooters soon." |
 nashthumbugandshort: Well, I'll be. The D's done slid over and engulfed the I. That what they call 'postmodern', sonny? |
 TwelveDaysOfUnfamous: Drat! The 'Caped Framed Picture Unstraightener' has unstraightened my framed pictures |